Sweet tamil sms joke

Kadi Kadin'nu Kadi
Oru oorla neraya padichavaru oruthavar iruntharu.
Avar oru naal vera ooruku ponaru.
Ellarum avaruku GELUSIL syrub kuduthanga.

Innoru naal innoru oor ponaru.
Appo avaruku Benadry!
syrub koduthanga.

Y?

Because:
Katrorku sendra idamellam SYRAP(U).

No No Alakoodathu.

Two LKG Boys Joke
LKG boy1:mapla enga appa bayanthan kolliya irukaruda.
LKG Boy2:Yeppadida sollura?
LKG boy1: Yeppa road cross pannunalum en kaiya irukama pidichirukirar.


Husband and Wife Marriage Joke
Wife: Aenga, nammala kalyanam panni vachha ayyar sethu poittaru.
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma.

Tamil Joke in English
Q: What is the opposite of "Made in India"?
A: "Pallam in Pakistan"

Seriyana Mokkai Joke
How do you start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready....Steady.....PO

Rude and Funny Tamil SMS
oru varthai peasa oru varusham kathu irundhen...
dey nadhari...
sim card recharge pana oru varushama?

Masa kadi SMS Joke
Postman'a thadukki vitta eppad uluvaar?
Thabal'nu uluvaar

Sema Kadi Joke
How do flies communicate with each other?
eee-mail

Aruvai Joke
Yaaravadhu handwriting "koli kirukkal" maari irundha,
adha English'la eppadi solluveenga?
Hen-Writing

SMS Teaser in Tamil
Ennaium, Onnaium saerthu paarkkanum pola irukkaa?
...Press down...
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"N1"... Enna paarthaachaa Ippadi thaan pudusu pudusa yosikkoonugaradhu.

Kadhal Tamil Joke about Girls
TVS'il vanthean HELLO endraal..
HONDA'il vanthean HAI endraal..
CAR'il vanthean DARLING endraal..
Atthanaiyum vaadagai endraen, ANNA endraal!!!!